Have you ever stayed over at a family friend’s house for her baby shower, and in an attempt to be courteous decided to wear a tampon to bed so you don’t bleed all over her clean sheets, but then you accidentally fumble the bloody tampon cartridge onto her white bathroom rug?
What’s that? Has it ever happened to me? Psh! Why would you think that?
happy sinko de mayo
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reblog if you want a nickname in your ask
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“Evacuated Tube Transport could take you around the world in just 6 hours.”
I COULD VISIT ALL MY INTERNET FRIENDS.
And it’d be inexpensive and more environmentally-friendly than most anything else, because you wouldn’t be able to run over wildlife at all.I like this idea. Day-trip to Yellowstone? Weekend in Philadelphia? I think yes.
And sometimes the future doesn’t look so dim.
I need this
in my life
now
Do want. Do need.
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Sup tumblr.
This is now your theme song.i think you mean my theme song
wow this is the greatest thing i’ve ever heard?
BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS
GUYS. GUYS LISTEN.
full time butts blogging
iJFOWIEFOIWEJFIOJWEIOFJOIWE WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE
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If Steven Moffat gets a hold of this…
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reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high heavens
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- store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
- me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
- store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
- me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
- store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
- me: /looks down at her captain america tee
- store guy: /happy seal-clapping
- me: oh my god we match
- store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
JENSEN
BOUGHT
A
BOAT
This is accurate in its entirety.





